Adam DietzShe’s A 10, But She Has Food AllergiesMy girl has got it all. Looks, brains, personality, kindness, and unfortunately, these damn food allergies that just don’t quit.·4 min read·6 days ago--8--8
Adam DietzinSlackjawClickbait Headlines for Train EnthusiastsThis Train is 50, but looks 15 — Locomotive Manufacturers Hate It!·1 min read·Apr 24, 2024--1--1
Adam DietzinSlackjawHolden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based ProteinsThe only thing impossible about this burger was goddamn terrible it tasted.·3 min read·Apr 22, 2024--8--8
Adam DietzinSlackjawYour Passive Aggressive Home InspectionThe bathtub was in working condition, that is, if you’re the kind of person who enjoys sitting in a tub of their own filth.·3 min read·Apr 11, 2024----
Adam DietzinSlackjawIf You Meet These Hyper-Specific Guidelines, You May Qualify For Student Loan ForgivenessIf your first sexual awakening was seeing John Stamos sing Kokomo on Full House, you may be eligible for loan forgiveness.·3 min read·Apr 8, 2024--17--17
Adam DietzinSlackjawI Am The Mascot and You Shall Know My School SpiritI’m not a hero, I’m a mascot.·3 min read·Apr 1, 2024----
Adam DietzinSlackjawForgotten Cannibalism Episodes of Famous SitcomsFamily Matters, Season 8, Episode 18, “Urkel on Rye”·3 min read·Mar 25, 2024----
Adam DietzinSlackjawThis Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s FriendsRacquel fell in this week’s rankings — largely due to her insistence on, once again, telling the uncomfortable story of how she was named.·3 min read·Mar 15, 2024--3--3
Adam DietzinSlackjawYapjaw: Let’s Get Nuts!On this week’s edition of Yapjaw, we’re talking Panda Express, Ray Romano, and dietary restrictions. Want the goods? Keep reading!3 min read·Mar 13, 2024--2--2
Adam DietzinSlackjawI’ll Forever Miss The Salad Days Of Our RelationshipWe knew that our relationship might eventually wilt away like the lettuce of the salads that we loved so much and ingested so often.·4 min read·Mar 4, 2024----
