Adam DietzinSlackjawMosquitos Love MeAt night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.Sep 2464Sep 2464
Adam DietzinSlackjawMuch Like Abercrombie And Fitch, I — The Guy Who Bullied You In High School — Am Making A ComebackI won’t lie to you and say the last few decades have been good to me because they haven’t.Sep 114Sep 114
Adam DietzinSlackjawShould I Eat This Food That Was Left In The Break Room At Work? A FlowchartA flowchart that asks and answers the tough questions.Jul 162Jul 162
Adam DietzinSlackjawImagined Interactions 11-Year-Old Me Had With Sylvester StalloneWhen you need Sly most, he’ll be there.Jul 21Jul 21
Adam DietzinSlackjawYapjaw: 9 out of 10 Doctor’s Recommend This NewsletterOn this week’s edition of Yapjaw, we’re talking romcoms, werewolves, and Jack Handey. Want the goods? Keep reading!Jun 191Jun 191
Adam DietzinSlackjawMy Bitmoji Can Get ItMy Bitmoji is the sexiest technological advancement since Alexander Graham Bell invented the dictaphone.Jun 171Jun 171
Adam DietzinSlackjawYou Don’t Need To Worry About The 2024 Presidential Election Because Red One Hits Theaters Ten Days…A vote for Red One is a vote for cinematic fun.Jun 101Jun 101
Adam DietzinSlackjawThe Definitive Guide To Talking About Your DogCan I talk about my dog on opening night of the local production of Cats? No! This would be in extremely poor taste.Jun 36Jun 36
Adam DietzinSlackjawI Don’t Need Talent, I NetworkSure, I’m a people person. I like people who can do things for me.Jun 110Jun 110
Adam DietzinSlackjawYapjaw: April Showers Bring May SneezesOn this week’s edition of Yapjaw, we’re talking copywriting, the grammar police, and meditation. Want the goods? Keep reading!May 15May 15