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Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Your First Date Should Always Take Place At A Brewery.

Apr 25, 2023

Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Apr 25, 2023

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Honest LinkedIn Updates

The lesson: More hiring managers need to tell me I’m not qualified for a role earlier on in the application process.

Sep 25, 2023

Honest LinkedIn Updates

Sep 25, 2023

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Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

The only thing impossible about this burger was goddamn terrible it tasted.

Apr 22, 2024

Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

Apr 22, 2024

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Mosquitos Love Me

At night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.

Sep 24, 2024

Mosquitos Love Me

Sep 24, 2024

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Where Are They Now? “Those Tiny Scamps!”

The show’s time on the air was short, much like its diminutive protagonists.

Jun 10

Where Are They Now? “Those Tiny Scamps!”

Jun 10

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My Sudden Interest In Saving The Bees Has Nothing To Do With My Inability To Save My Marriage

Stop trying to connect the dots between my personal life crumbling and me devoting all of my time and energy to bees!

Jun 2

My Sudden Interest In Saving The Bees Has Nothing To Do With My Inability To Save My Marriage

Jun 2

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My Writing Is Great, But It’s All On The Dark Web

Now I don’t like to brag, but I am to writing on the dark web what Colonel Sanders is to fried chicken: ubiquitous.

May 26

My Writing Is Great, But It’s All On The Dark Web

May 26

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Forget TikTok, Try RickTok

Meet your newest social media obsession: RickTok.

May 19

Forget TikTok, Try RickTok

May 19

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Unintentionally Incriminating Anecdotes From My Memoir

I remember a time I was driving late and I hit a garbage can that looked just like a man.

May 13

Unintentionally Incriminating Anecdotes From My Memoir

May 13

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10 Great Songs You Probably Forgot I Wrote

A lot of people act like they don’t even know what I’m referring to when I mention the seminal “Jaywalking and Bay Talking.”

Apr 21

10 Great Songs You Probably Forgot I Wrote

Apr 21

Adam Dietz

Adam Dietz

Comedy writer and podcaster with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.

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