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Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Your First Date Should Always Take Place At A Brewery.

Apr 25, 2023

Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Apr 25, 2023

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Honest LinkedIn Updates

The lesson: More hiring managers need to tell me I’m not qualified for a role earlier on in the application process.

Sep 25, 2023

Honest LinkedIn Updates

Sep 25, 2023

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Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

The only thing impossible about this burger was goddamn terrible it tasted.

Apr 22, 2024

Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

Apr 22, 2024

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Mosquitos Love Me

At night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.

Sep 24, 2024

Mosquitos Love Me

Sep 24, 2024

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Unintentionally Incriminating Anecdotes From My Memoir

I remember a time I was driving late and I hit a garbage can that looked just like a man.

5d ago

Unintentionally Incriminating Anecdotes From My Memoir

5d ago

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10 Great Songs You Probably Forgot I Wrote

A lot of people act like they don’t even know what I’m referring to when I mention the seminal “Jaywalking and Bay Talking.”

Apr 21

10 Great Songs You Probably Forgot I Wrote

Apr 21

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I Respect And Admire All Teachers, Except For The One Who Currently Teaches My Kid

We as a people need to celebrate and advocate for teachers, especially the ones that think my son, Ryder, is a good boy.

Apr 16

I Respect And Admire All Teachers, Except For The One Who Currently Teaches My Kid

Apr 16

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Glassdoor Reviews For That Hill In Hell Where You Have To Push A Boulder

You expect it to be hot in Hell, but the temperatures here are just plain ridiculous.

Mar 17

Glassdoor Reviews For That Hill In Hell Where You Have To Push A Boulder

Mar 17

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The Secret To My Success As A Writer Is Being The Child Of A Very Successful Writer

My advice when it comes to seeking representation is three simple words, “Go ask daddy!”

Mar 10

The Secret To My Success As A Writer Is Being The Child Of A Very Successful Writer

Mar 10

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We’re the Lame Duck Cops In The Action Movie And Our Self Esteem Is Taking A Hit

You know us, but you definitely don’t love us.

Mar 3

We’re the Lame Duck Cops In The Action Movie And Our Self Esteem Is Taking A Hit

Mar 3

Adam Dietz

Adam Dietz

Comedy writer and podcaster with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.

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