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Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Your First Date Should Always Take Place At A Brewery.

Apr 25, 2023

Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Apr 25, 2023

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Honest LinkedIn Updates

The lesson: More hiring managers need to tell me I’m not qualified for a role earlier on in the application process.

Sep 25, 2023

Honest LinkedIn Updates

Sep 25, 2023

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Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

The only thing impossible about this burger was goddamn terrible it tasted.

Apr 22, 2024

Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

Apr 22, 2024

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Mosquitos Love Me

At night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.

Sep 24, 2024

Mosquitos Love Me

Sep 24, 2024

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The Secret To My Success As A Writer Is Being The Child Of A Very Successful Writer

My advice when it comes to seeking representation is three simple words, “Go ask daddy!”

2d ago

The Secret To My Success As A Writer Is Being The Child Of A Very Successful Writer

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We’re the Lame Duck Cops In The Action Movie And Our Self Esteem Is Taking A Hit

You know us, but you definitely don’t love us.

Mar 3

We’re the Lame Duck Cops In The Action Movie And Our Self Esteem Is Taking A Hit

Mar 3

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The New York Times’ What You Get: 50 Clam Homes In The Flintstone’s Town Of Bedrock

Get yourself a place right of history!

Feb 3

The New York Times’ What You Get: 50 Clam Homes In The Flintstone’s Town Of Bedrock

Feb 3

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As A Gen X Musician, The Scariest Thing To Me Is Financial Security For My Beautiful Family

In my early work, I asked myself and all of my fans: Can you imagine having to go to work every single day?

Dec 27, 2024

As A Gen X Musician, The Scariest Thing To Me Is Financial Security For My Beautiful Family

Dec 27, 2024

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Loading the Dishwasher: An Exit Survey

To what extent do you agree with the following statements?

Dec 11, 2024

Loading the Dishwasher: An Exit Survey

Dec 11, 2024

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FAQs About Drinking Coffee After 2 PM

Why is it that sometimes I can tolerate coffee after 2 PM while other times I can’t? Because the world is a cruel place.

Nov 18, 2024

FAQs About Drinking Coffee After 2 PM

Nov 18, 2024

Adam Dietz

Adam Dietz

Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.

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