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Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Your First Date Should Always Take Place At A Brewery.

Apr 25, 2023

Dating Rules For Midwesterners

Apr 25, 2023

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Honest LinkedIn Updates

The lesson: More hiring managers need to tell me I’m not qualified for a role earlier on in the application process.

Sep 25, 2023

Honest LinkedIn Updates

Sep 25, 2023

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Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

The only thing impossible about this burger was goddamn terrible it tasted.

Apr 22, 2024

Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

Apr 22, 2024

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Mosquitos Love Me

At night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.

Sep 24, 2024

Mosquitos Love Me

Sep 24, 2024

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My Side Hustle Is That I Work In IT For My Parents

Some start Etsy shops, while others walk dogs, but my side hustle involves me helping the two people who raised me with tech-related issues.

Nov 10

My Side Hustle Is That I Work In IT For My Parents

Nov 10

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You Can’t Fire Me On Hawaiian Shirt Wednesday

I cared about the work. I cared about the people. And most of all, I cared about Hawaiian Shirt Wednesdays.

Nov 3

You Can’t Fire Me On Hawaiian Shirt Wednesday

Nov 3

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Register Now For Con-Con 2025!

From the schemers and swindlers to the tricksters and the cheats, Con-Con is a three-day celebration of history’s greatest deceivers.

Oct 13

Register Now For Con-Con 2025!

Oct 13

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We Don’t Know Each Other Very Well, But Is It Okay If I Tell You Everything About Me?

I know that we just met, but you seem like the kind of person that I could talk to without ever asking any questions in return.

Sep 8

We Don’t Know Each Other Very Well, But Is It Okay If I Tell You Everything About Me?

Sep 8

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Gen Z English Department Course Offerings

ENGL 2000 — Shakespeare Was Sus Last year’s course evaluations revealed that many students found Shakespeare, “not bussin.”

Aug 18

Gen Z English Department Course Offerings

Aug 18

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Hey Jackass, You’re On Mute!

This is kind of a challenging situation for all of us as we’ve never had someone screw up quite like this.

Aug 4

Hey Jackass, You’re On Mute!

Aug 4

Adam Dietz

Adam Dietz

Comedy writer and podcaster with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor at Slackjaw.

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