Who Said It: Garfield or a Noah Baumbach Character?

1. “I’m not known for my compassion.”
2. “It’s not that I dislike you, I just don’t like you near me.”
3. “Life is wasted on people.”
4. “The meek shall inherit squat.”
5. “I begged you not to get off Prozac.”
6. “I’ve reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony…How depressing. There’s no place to go after you’ve reached the top.”
7. “I think I’m gonna switch back to briefs.”
8. “Don’t mind me, I’m just trying to get your attention.”
9. “If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.”
10. “Anybody can exercise… But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.”
11. “You know I’m not good at apologizing, so I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.”

Garfield: 1–2, 4, 6, 9–10

A Noah Baumbach Character: 3, 5, 7–8, 11