We Love Our Son And Support All Of His Interests
2 min readAug 13, 2020
Lately our son, Brandon, has been really interested in:
- Lacing the school’s macaroni and cheese with low-grade laxatives. Can we be sure that it wasn’t just the macaroni and cheese itself that caused those children to soil themselves?
- Claiming his favorite subjects are lunch and gym. A child who prioritizes diet and exercise. We’ve raised a good one, Dave.
- Drawing pentagrams on the living room wall during the night and then acting as if he doesn’t remember doing it the next morning. I actually…