Aug 2, 2022
This is satirical writing on a satirical website. If it's trending anywhere, it's because people aren't taking the time to read the piece. I mean, it compares babies to raccoons near the end...
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Written by Adam Dietz
Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.
