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The Best (Fake) Celebrity Podcasts That You’re Not Listening To

The Gene Hackman Holiday Hour
Famed actor, and novelist, Gene Hackman knows Christmas. This December only podcast details the thespian’s favorite holiday cookies, the season’s hottest toys, and the implications of listening to Bing Crosby.
A Sawyer Taste in My Mouth
Broadcasting legend Diane Sawyer doesn’t pull any punches on this weekly show detailing her ongoing feuds and run-ins. Nothing and no one is off limits.
Franzen on Franzia
Acclaimed author Jonathan Franzen blends high and low culture with this monthly podcast wherein he reviews boxed wines. Worth a listen? Wine not?
Talking Seachests with Ryan Seacrest
Hollywood personality and red-carpet extraordinaire, Ryan Seacrest dives deep into pirate lore and buried treasure on this, sometimes, educational podcast.
Home Alone with Karl Malone
NBA Legend Karl Malone provides an in-depth analysis of all of Kevin McCallister’s pratfalls and pranks from the Home Alone films. It’s a podcast that the French wouldn’t dare call “les incompetents.” It’s too good!
Hey, That’s Scary! With Mariah Carey