Thanks To The New Covid-19 Relief Package I Can Finally Buy That Tropical Island I’ve Always Wanted

At last the two sides have arrived at an agreement. It’s about time! While I know that this package will only serve as bandaid for many Americans struggling to find work and make ends meet, I also recognize that any amount of financial aid helps. People are struggling out there and my heart goes out to them. On a more personal note, I’m excited because the new covid relief plan, specifically the stimulus check and the unemployment bonus, puts me one step closer to buying my own tropical…