My Home May Be In Total Disrepair, But You’ve Got To Admit These Succulents Are Nice

Adam Dietz
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readAug 15, 2022

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Photo by Amy Chen on Unsplash

Hello and welcome to my home! I know it isn’t much, just a 700-square-foot ranch without any doors, bars over what limited windows there are, and a much too noisy refrigerator. But rather than addressing one of the many necessary repairs, I’ve decided to make it more homey by placing as many succulents as I can fit into this shoddy and unfortunate…

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Adam Dietz
Slackjaw

Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.