McDonald’s McRib Or The Ghost I’m Dating?

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1. A lot of bun.
2. Has a distinct and unmistakable odor.
3. Disappears from time to time, but always seems to come back.
4. Is secretly intent on killing me.
5. Surprisingly saucy.
6. Most desirable after midnight.
7. Is now entirely boneless.
8. My mother approves.
9. Is actually quite sweet.
10. Has, on more than one occasion, caused me to barricade myself in the bathroom.

McDonald’s McRib: 1–10

The Ghost I’m Dating: 1–10