I’ll Forever Miss The Salad Days Of Our Relationship

Adam Dietz
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readMar 4, 2024

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The salad days of our relationship were among the best days I ever had. It was you. It was me. And it was an almost unconscionable amount of salads. We were young. We were carefree. And we were green, both in judgment and in the color of our lips from all of the salads. And yes, much like the leafy greens we were consuming, these days wouldn’t last forever. We knew that our relationship might…

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Adam Dietz
Slackjaw

Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.