Holden Caulfield Reviews Plant-Based Proteins

Adam Dietz
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readApr 22, 2024

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Hooray Foods Awesomer Plant-Based Bacon

This bacon is about as close to pig as chewing on a damn football. The name is pretty crumby too. Awesomer? You’ve got to be a madman to name your product that, I mean it. It’s a helluva thing when someone makes up their own word to peddle a phony bacon product. I guess this plant-based bacon crap might work on a BLT if…

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Adam Dietz
Slackjaw

Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.