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Can You Pitch In $5 To Help Get Our Awful Candidate Elected To Office?
By Adam Dietz & Troy Doetch
Eric Johnson here with the campaign to elect Lance Smithson for Senate of the great state of Michigan! Can you chip in $5 to help us defeat incumbent Janet Peterson? Peterson is soft on crime and hard on the middle-class. Lance Smithson wants to help put money back in your pocket! Let’s push Peterson out of office once and for all. Text LANCE to donate today!
It’s me Eric with the campaign to elect Lance Smithson! I wouldn’t be reaching out if it wasn’t absolutely necessary, but we need your help. Lance Smithson is under siege over some alleged tweets dating back to the 2013 World Series. Lance Smithson would never intentionally make a joke about a player’s weight and then question his ethnicity as he supposedly did with San Francisco Giants player Pablo Sandoval. This is an obvious case of a hacked account. Lance Smithson loves baseball and rooting on his local Detroit Tigers. We’re in the bottom of the ninth inning of this campaign and your $10 can make a huge difference! Text LANCE to support the still very much operating campaign of Lance Smithson today!
Eric here again! Wanting to address the recent interview Lance Smithson gave for The New York Times wherein he was misquoted as saying “Michigan voters are all slobs and jerkoffs.” Lance…
